Random Conversations

Random Conversations are optional conversations that may be randomly encountered throughout the course of Kid Icarus: Uprising. The conversation that plays is dependent on the chapter being played, and which goddess is assisting Pit during that chapter.

The following is a transcript for the English version of each conversation.

Doom and Gloom Pittoo

 * [The following conversation is known to play on Chapter 6.]


 * Pit: Why are you all doom and gloom all the time, Pittoo?


 * Dark Pit: I think a better question is why are YOU so annoyingly cheerful?


 * Pit: I'm not annoying. I'm positive.


 * Palutena: ♪ You gotta stay upbeat, upbeat, upbeat...


 * Pit: ♪ Or you'll be dead meat, dead meat, dead meat...


 * Dark Pit: Like I said. Annoying.

Food Comes from Nature

 * [The following conversation is known to play on Chapter 11.]


 * Viridi: You like to eat, don't you, Pit?


 * Pit: I always go back for seconds AND thirds!


 * Viridi: Well, everything you eat comes from nature. So, if nature nourishes your body, why are you using it to fight my forces?!


 * Pit: Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm not eating your army, so just take it easy.

The Forces of Nature Are Tasty

 * [The following conversation is known to play on Chapter 11.]


 * Palutena: I've heard that the Forces of Nature are quite tasty.


 * Pit: WHAT?!


 * Palutena: Apparently, they're especially delicious when paired with a hard cheese.


 * Viridi: That is entirely untrue! Don't believe her lies!

Member of Viridi's Army

 * [The following conversation is known to play on chapters 19 and 20.]


 * Viridi: Oh, look at us fighting on the same side! You're like a member of my army now!


 * Pit: Uh, I don't remember enlisting.


 * Viridi: I believe there are some latrines that need cleaning, private.


 * Pit: Private?! No way! I'm a commissioned officer!

Goldfish

 * [The following conversation is known to play on chapters 3, 4, 8, and 13.]


 * Pit: Wouldn't it be nice to be a goldfish?


 * Palutena: Why do you say that?


 * Pit: It would be so easy.


 * Palutena: I don't know... My goldfish never lasted very long.

Why Pit Can't Fly

 * [The following conversation is known to play on chapters 10 and 15.]


 * Hades: Tell me, Pitty Pat, why exactly can't you fly?


 * Pit: Oh, real original. Like I haven't heard that one before. Not to mention, it's NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!


 * Hades: So sorry. I didn't realize it was such a sensitive subject.


 * Palutena: Oh, don't worry about him. He's fine. His wings just don't work right.


 * Pit: Hey, whose side are you on?

Forgetful Chicken

 * [The following conversation is known to play on chapters 3, 4, 5, 14, and 16.]


 * Pit: You know how a chicken takes three steps and then forgets?


 * Palutena: Forgets what?


 * Pit: Uh...


 * Palutena: Pit? Forgets what?


 * Pit: Uh... Oh, right! OK, so you know how a chicken takes three steps and then forgets?

Grind Rails

 * [The following conversation is known to play on chapters 4 and 15.]


 * Palutena: No one else can use or even see grind rails. Consider them another special gift from me to you.


 * Pit: Thanks, Lady Palutena! I really appreciate all you do for me. Though I'd appreciate it even MORE if the grind rail went straight to the boss!


 * Palutena: Unfortunately, that's not possible.


 * Pit: But—


 * Palutena: Nope, not possible.

Monster Situation

 * [The following conversation is known to play on chapters 2, 3, 5, 7, and 10.]


 * Palutena: The monster situation is quite clamant.


 * Pit: Is that...a good thing?


 * Palutena: You know, it's importunate. Or unpropitious.


 * Pit: Are you still speaking English right now?


 * Palutena: I'm sorry, Pit. I didn't mean to confuse you. Let me make this easier for you. Big monsters kill Pit grr!


 * Pit: Ah, that makes perfect sense! Thank you!

Intern Pit

 * [The following conversation is known to play on Chapter 11.]


 * Pit: I've been wondering something.


 * Palutena: What's that?


 * Pit: Do all gods have their own angels, like you have me?


 * Palutena: No, I don't think that's necessarily the case.


 * Viridi: I wish I had an angel to do my bidding. It's like having an intern.


 * Pit: I'm not an intern. I'm a messenger of the gods!


 * Viridi: Poor Pit. Don't you know that the definition of angel is "errand spirit"?


 * Pit: That's a lie. Right, Lady Palutena? I'm not your personal assistant.


 * Palutena: ...I could use a coffee.


 * Pit: Sure thing. Cream and two sugars, right?

Balding Wings

 * [The following conversation is known to play on chapters 2, 3, 6, and 13.]


 * Palutena: It looks like your wings are losing feathers, Pit.


 * Pit: Hmm, I didn't notice. But I guess you're right.


 * Palutena: I wonder if your wings are going bald.


 * Pit: WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT?


 * Palutena: Sorry—it just sort of slipped out. Here, if you just kind of push the other feathers over the bald spot...


 * Pit: I AM NOT DOING A COMB-OVER!

Starting the Mission Closer

 * [The following conversation is known to play on Chapter 6.]


 * Pit: Hey, Lady Palutena...


 * Palutena: Yes, Pit?


 * Pit: Do you think we could start these missions closer to our targets?


 * Palutena: If it were possible, of course I would do that. However, I can't just open up a door wherever I feel like it.


 * Pit: You're right. Sorry about that.


 * Palutena: Plus, doesn't it feel good to get some fresh air and stretch your wings a bit?


 * Pit: It'd feel a whole lot better if that fresh air weren't filled with enemies!