Random Conversations

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Random Conversations are optional conversations that may be randomly encountered throughout the course of Kid Icarus: Uprising. The conversation that plays is dependent on the chapter being played, and which goddess is assisting Pit during that chapter.

The following is a transcript for the English version of each conversation.

Doom and Gloom Pittoo

• [The following conversation is known to play on Chapter 6.]

Pit: Why are you all doom and gloom all the time, Pittoo?

Dark Pit: I think a better question is why are YOU so annoyingly cheerful?

Pit: I'm not annoying. I'm positive.

Palutena: ♪ You gotta stay upbeat, upbeat, upbeat...

Pit: ♪ Or you'll be dead meat, dead meat, dead meat...

Dark Pit: Like I said. Annoying.

Having More than One Pit

• [The following conversation is known to play on Chapter 6:]
  • Either on the mountain path when Dark Pit isn't here for the 2nd battle
  • Or on the Grind Rail

Pit: It's a shame that Pittoo is so obnoxious. Just think of all the stuff you could get done with more than one of yourself.

Palutena: That's a good idea. Having a bunch of Pits COULD come in handy...

Pit: But you would NEVER abuse your power, right?

Palutena: Of course I would. That's part of the goddess job description.

Pit: I should've gone to school of goddessry.

Food Comes from Nature

• [The following conversation is known to play on Chapter 11.]

Viridi: You like to eat, don't you, Pit?

Pit: I always go back for seconds AND thirds!

Viridi: Well, everything you eat comes from nature. So, if nature nourishes your body, why are you using it to fight my forces?!

Pit: Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm not eating your army, so just take it easy.

The Forces of Nature Are Tasty

• [The following conversation is known to play on Chapter 11.]

Palutena: I've heard that the Forces of Nature are quite tasty.

Pit: WHAT?!

Palutena: Apparently, they're especially delicious when paired with a hard cheese.

Viridi: That is entirely untrue! Don't believe her lies!

Member of Viridi's Army

• [The following conversation is known to play on chapters 19 and 20.]

Viridi: Oh, look at us fighting on the same side! You're like a member of my army now!

Pit: Uh, I don't remember enlisting.

Viridi: I believe there are some latrines that need cleaning, private.

Pit: Private?! No way! I'm a commissioned officer!

Goldfish

• [The following conversation is known to play on chapters 3, 4, 5, 8, and 13.]

Pit: Wouldn't it be nice to be a goldfish?

Palutena: Why do you say that?

Pit: It would be so easy.

Palutena: I don't know... My goldfish never lasted very long.

Why Pit Can't Fly

• [The following conversation is known to play on chapters 10 and 15.]

Hades: Tell me, Pitty Pat, why exactly can't you fly?

Pit: Oh, real original. Like I haven't heard that one before. Not to mention, it's NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!

Hades: So sorry. I didn't realize it was such a sensitive subject.

Palutena: Oh, don't worry about him. He's fine. His wings just don't work right.

Pit: Hey, whose side are you on?

Forgetful Chicken

• [The following conversation is known to play on chapters 3, 4, 5, 14, and 16.]

Pit: You know how a chicken takes three steps and then forgets?

Palutena: Forgets what?

Pit: Uh...

Palutena: Pit? Forgets what?

Pit: Uh... Oh, right! OK, so you know how a chicken takes three steps and then forgets?

Grind Rails

• [The following conversation is known to play on chapters 4 and 15.]

Palutena: No one else can use or even see grind rails. Consider them another special gift from me to you.

Pit: Thanks, Lady Palutena! I really appreciate all you do for me. Though I'd appreciate it even MORE if the grind rail went straight to the boss!

Palutena: Unfortunately, that's not possible.

Pit: But—

Palutena: Nope, not possible.

Monster Situation

• [The following conversation is known to play on chapters 2, 3, 5, 7, and 10.]

Palutena: The monster situation is quite clamant.

Pit: Is that...a good thing?

Palutena: You know, it's importunate. Or unpropitious.

Pit: Are you still speaking English right now?

Palutena: I'm sorry, Pit. I didn't mean to confuse you. Let me make this easier for you. Big monsters kill Pit grr!

Pit: Ah, that makes perfect sense! Thank you!

Intern Pit

• [The following conversation is known to play on Chapter 11.]

Pit: I've been wondering something.

Palutena: What's that?

Pit: Do all gods have their own angels, like you have me?

Palutena: No, I don't think that's necessarily the case.

Viridi: I wish I had an angel to do my bidding. It's like having an intern.

Pit: I'm not an intern. I'm a messenger of the gods!

Viridi: Poor Pit. Don't you know that the definition of angel is "errand spirit"?

Pit: That's a lie. Right, Lady Palutena? I'm not your personal assistant.

Palutena: ...I could use a coffee.

Pit: Sure thing. Cream and two sugars, right?

Balding Wings

• [The following conversation is known to play on chapters 2, 3, 6, and 13.]

Palutena: It looks like your wings are losing feathers, Pit.

Pit: Hmm, I didn't notice. But I guess you're right.

Palutena: I wonder if your wings are going bald.

Pit: WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT?

Palutena: Sorry—it just sort of slipped out. Here, if you just kind of push the other feathers over the bald spot...

Pit: I AM NOT DOING A COMB-OVER!

Starting the Mission Closer

• [The following conversation is known to play on Chapter 6.]

Pit: Hey, Lady Palutena...

Palutena: Yes, Pit?

Pit: Do you think we could start these missions closer to our targets?

Palutena: If it were possible, of course I would do that. However, I can't just open up a door wherever I feel like it.

Pit: You're right. Sorry about that.

Palutena: Plus, doesn't it feel good to get some fresh air and stretch your wings a bit?

Pit: It'd feel a whole lot better if that fresh air weren't filled with enemies!